Ferking heck… today I had the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me happen on a run.
Now I’ve had some pretty dodgy things go on over the year… I’ve seen down the cracks of builders, almost crapped myself and had one woman pull her pants down and just start weeing, but today took the real biscuit.
As I rounded a corner, somewhere around Furzedown, the posh bit between Streatham and Tooting, I came up just behind a woman. She was maybe mid-30s, not petite but not huge either and, I’m guessing and trying not to stereotype, possibly of African origin, given the bright coloured and patteterned clothing she was wearing.
Anyway, thanks to the traffic, the poor love obviously never heard me coming, because just as I rounded the corner and came up behind her, she let out the most massive fart I have ever heard in my life.
For the next quarter mile or so, I could almost chew it, it was that loud and stinky…
Miles today: 5
Miles to date: 1,389.9